My Face Is Flaking But you just wait it will be as smooth as a baby’s bum!!!
April 24th, 2008
On Monday I had a great idea!!! I headed over to Laser Cosmetica for a South Beach Face Peel (aka as TCA Peel). Basically I laid on a bed and had a very pretty nurse who had really big boobs apply two layers of acid to my face. It Burnt my little face sooo much, but by that stage it was too late. I had to leave it on for 5 hours, my face was so itchy. Like as itchy as could possibly be.
I then went to Ikea in New Jersey, which I swore that I would never never ever do again after the last time…. what a caning!!! I walked around looking for a new desk for my apartment and my face was sooo itchy that I had to keep slapping myself in the face - true story. I could not itch my face obviously because of the acid so all that I could too was just keep slapping myself in the face! And for unfortunate visuals the harder I slapped my face the better it felt. I just couldn’t help it, it was the only thing that relieved my pain. Can you imagine? And Oh my goodness gracious me, the looks I was getting and the people I could see whispering about me.
But I just did not care I had to keep slapping my face.
When I finally got home I bolted into my bathroom and scrubbed that acid right off my face like a mad man. I then headed downstairs to the lobby to bring up my Ikea stuff (a bus load of candles). Of course, I was sure to tell my doorman that I just had a South Beach Peel so if I looked like a burn victim over the next few days that should not worry. He looked at me as if I was talking Chinese.
So since Monday my skin on my face has been peeling like a bad sunburn, but my skin showing underneath is as smooth and is clear as a little baby’s bum. I would show you a picture but hmmmmm I really do not want too. Instead I will show you one of the cutest little baby bottom’s ever.
If you have any questions send me a comment!! Have a Beautiful day!!!

*** Highlighted Green Words Indicate the way we speak in the Land DownUnder.
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