Libby Hobday

THIS IS RESPONSE TO ANNOYING BITCHY SITUATIONS I AM CONSTANTLY INVOLVED IN BECAUSE OF MY BOOBS BEING REAL. GUARANTEED IF SOMEBODY GETS PISSED AT ME THEY GO FOR THE BOOBS!

I firstly want to state here that I have absolutely real 36D boobs, well except once a month, when they are way bigger

A lot of the time when I go out people comment on my boobs, in particular girls who because of the size assume they are fake - typical really.

It appears that the the majority of the Modern World fail to realize that before the option of silicon/saline a LOT of girls on this planet WERE/ARE  born with big boobs, even if they WERE/ARE small framed.

In response to this naivety and ridicule, (as people continually assume I have fake boobs), I have developed “The Take Off Your Bra test”. You can do it in any Bar - trust me when I say nobody seems to mind!

The “Take Off Your Bra Test” involves me taking off my top and bra right there and bending over to let the doubters see that my boobs indeed are real.

Most fake boobs look like a pumped up bubble bums, they are usually up way too high on the chest, are sometimes way off center with big gaps in between -  they look abnormal. Abnormal is the perfect word to describe this.

Fake boobs are not boobs. There are NO “good” imitation boobs. Once, I had a lap dance from a chick with really bad implants. I felt like I was going through a car wash - and not in a good way. Fake boobs are contributing to the overall decline of the Western world! Fake boobs are fake boobs and why anybody would want to put something foreign into their body is beyond me. (you get the idea of where I am going with this).

Most REAL breasts aren’t perfect orbs and they usually aren’t identical. Real boobs hang slightly, jiggle, are plump and are NATURAL; meaning the way they are meant to be - sexy, stacked and silicone free.

If people still do not get the obviousness of “The Take Off Your Bra Test”, I default to “The Grab Test” which is self explanatory.

If this fails,  I have no problem telling the person to “Get Fucked”.

What do you prefer Real Boobs (me), or the Fake Ones Underneath with the huge gap in the middle?

** This posting is not to upset anybody except a group of people in particular - this is how I feel today.