Libby Hobday

So today I am scrolling through all the crazy news in America trying to figure out which is the most bizarre thing of interest to post…

In the USA today you can read about -

* FLORIDA - A 75 pound sting ray jumped out of the water onto a boat striking a lady in the head killing her. The lady was sun baking with her kids and husband. A rare event apparently!!!

* OHIO - A lady in Ohio came up with the idea of tattoo toilets and is now making a million dollars.

* FLORIDA - A young couple decided that they wanted to have “a spiritual and sexual experience” so they broke into a church and had sex on the alter. They were both caught by the police cowering NAKED in the place of worship.

* MISSOURI - Seven 12 and 13 year old kids overdosed on the prescription drug methadone while they were at school.

* NEW YORK - 22 year old Ashley Dupre has been offered a million dollars to pose in Hustler magazine after being caught as a prostitute with former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer.

* NEBRASKA - A 10 year girl who has brain cancer has asked, as her dying wish, to see her father again. Her father is in jail on a minor drug charge. He gets out of jail in 5 months anyway, the Wardon of the Jail has the authority to let prisoners out for “extreme cases” but he will not let the Father out to see his daughter. The little girl, it is presumed, will be dead at the time of his release.

* LA - A Lindsay Lohan sex tape has leaked on the Internet with former boyfriend Calum Best.

* TEXAS - An 89 year old man was attacked by a pack of 11 stray dogs in his front yard and nearly lost his arm.

* DETROIT - A couple have been charged for killing their 2 year old child and then grilling him on the family barbeque to get rid of the evidence. The charred remains were found in the basement, and the couple have 4 other children??

I Never Read the Newspapers, today I did though, and Now You Know Why I NEVER Read The Papers. I am a really sad Muffin!!!