Libby Hobday

Now this story is very weirdballs - let’s head over to London for today’s posting.

A girl in London who describes herself as a “human pet” has been fighting with the same bus driver for a week now who refuses to let her on his bus as she is in his words “a freak”.

The girl insists that she is a “human pet”, that she is very well treated by her boyfriend/owner and that she does not have to cook or clean (this is a big point to her). The girl says it is her choice to be a “human pet” and both her and her boyfriend enjoy their situation very much indeed so everybody should just leave the two of them alone.

Ummmm so what does that say about her owner/boyfriend: that he prefers pets to humans????

Back to the bus driver.. he insists that there are no dogs allowed on his bus!!! One can see where he is coming from, and this seems fair enough to me: the girl claims she is a pet but she is upset that she is being treated like a pet??

I am confusedBalls!!