Sandanona MILLBROOK - Upstate New York.
I AM A VEGAN,
But Do Not Tempt Me If You Are Fucked UP IN THE HEAD AND are HUMAN.
December 2009.

A interesting idea slipped into my head a few moments ago —

If I tape myself for  a few random moments a day and upload it; how will I feel in (retrospect) seconds, minutes, days, weeks, months, years later.

I have a beautiful BLOG created by talented people so why not use it?

SO Libby to Libby Day 1 of “A FLIP A DAY”.

Monday December the 14th 2009

Eddie Martin took a picture of my mouth. MY MOUTH IS AMAZING!!

LIKULIKU RESORT (calm lagoons of water) — FIJI

While in Fiji I had this great idea for a little on-camera thing for me to keep as a memory - you know I kind of fancy myself as a travel host.

At the end of the only pier on LikuLiku there are hundreds of different species of fish swimming;  as happy as one can be. All of the fish are so tame and I believe the reason for this is that the local Chief recently made the coral reef of LikuLiku a protected Marine Park.

Where I am going with this is that the fish have no reason to fear man, so for exactly that reason they can swim and we can snorkel amongst them together as one. If I was a fish “geez louise” I would not move from that beautiful and protected place of LikuLiku Lagoon.

I was influenced to jump in with the fish and feed them as I had viewed the way they swarmed in masses when food was thrown off the pier to them. The swarms reminded me of the way piranhas feed, (the way you see it in movies), and that had to look good on camera especially seeing they were so friendly?

The video looks innocent right, and I am really naive but loving it.

The next day, after filming my casual motion RAW vibe, I was hanging out at the end of the pier with one of the locals, our feet hanging in the water throwing fish food to the beautiful scavengers.  He told me that I could hand feed them, which I did not doubt as I had swam with them the day before!!

HOWEVER-  once I laid my hand in the water with food I Was Attacked - the little buggers had teeth and drew blood in various places from my hand!!! The locals could not stop laughing and laughing and laughing so much so, and although I was bleeding, I started laughing too.

And, to think the day before I thought the little critters were mellow! If I knew they had teeth, I dare say, I would have been viewing them from afar –not swimming amongst them laughing.

But you know what, I didn’t know and it is truly amazing what you will do if you think you know it all….

** This footage is raw and unedited (this is how it goes between breaks on camera).

Who has been to Fiji?

I was lucky enough to spend 7 days there a few weeks ago and it is so beautiful just like paradise. I flew into Nadi and then traveled on a private speed boat chartered to a Island called Malola Levu which is located an hour out of Nadi - there are only 3 ways you can get to Malola either sea plane, helicopter or chartered speed boat. I have never been on a sea plane or a helicopter so I stuck with the one that I felt was the safest.

I stayed at Likuliku a resort with no cars, adults only and beauty like no other. On top of that I stayed in one of the first over water bures (with glass floors) in Fiji.

I spent my days in a bikini snorkeling amongst tropical fish, kayaking, dolphin watching, hiking through mangroves while dodging toads the size of my fist, making grass baskets, Island hopping and para-sailing.

A highlight was being dropped off at the Island Monuriki where the movie “Castaway” was filmed starring Tom Hanks. And, I mean “dropped off” by a boat with umbrellas, a gourmet picnic lunch and snorkeling gear for me to be together as one swimming within an underwater” garden of eden” –  for the most amazing 8 hours ever!!

Before you are even allowed to touch foot on Monuriki you have to visit the local Chief to ask him for permission to step foot on the sacred land (the Island is owned by the local Tribe). If the Chief says “okay” you pay a small landing fee — lucky for me he said “Yes, of course Libby feel free to roam and RESPECT our land”.

Not a single person lives on Monuriki and while I was there not a single soul was on the Island..not a single soul. Typically, I did spend an hour cleaning up the beach, I conveniently took a few rubbish bags with me of course.

**Please consider the ocean as the things I picked up I do not even want to describe.

“Once upon a time across the bluest of oceans, an island was born of lava and sand - an untouched paradise whose heart was a turquoise lagoon of unimaginable beauty and tranquility. The first visitors came and explored. To honour the magic of the place, they named it “Likuliku”, meaning “calm waters”.

Fiji is residence to some of the most beautiful friendliest people I have ever met in the whole wide world! It is absolutely one of the places that you must visit before you die, YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST!

In a nutshell - my life rules and I am so happy to be me — here are some photos of my trip to the beautiful Islands of Fiji.

On privately chartered speed boat leaving Nadi

The back of the speed boat on MY way to LikuLiku.

Entrance to Likuliku - are you crazy so amazing!!

First "over water" bures in Fiji with the glass bottom floors.

This is through the glass water bure I stayed in -- I was down there with starfish, barramundi's and friendly sharks who were so pretty.

In the Plunge pool straight out of the ocean snorkeling..

A little dolphin muffin I met in the ocean - "hi little guy hi"

Looking great but scared as a rabbit about to para-sail for the first time ever.

Flying high high in the sky as I always do (maybe not physically but in my mind I am always up there blowing in the wind).

BULA & VINAKA to all the beauty in FIJI

THIS IS RESPONSE TO ANNOYING BITCHY SITUATIONS I AM CONSTANTLY INVOLVED IN BECAUSE OF MY BOOBS BEING REAL.

I firstly want to state here that I have absolutely real 36D boobs, well except once a month, when they are way bigger

A lot of the time when I go out people comment on my boobs, in particular girls who because of the size assume they are fake - typical really.

It appears that the the majority of the Modern World fail to realize that before the option of silicon/saline a LOT of girls on this planet WERE/ARE  born with big boobs, even if they WERE/ARE small framed.

In response to this naivety and ridicule, (as people continually assume I have fake boobs), I have developed “The Take Off Your Bra test”. You can do it in any Bar - trust me when I say nobody seems to mind!

The “Take Off Your Bra Test” involves me taking off my top and bra right there and bending over to let the doubters see that my boobs indeed are real.

Most fake boobs look like a pumped up bubble bums, they are usually up way too high on the chest, are sometimes way off center with big gaps in between -  they look abnormal. Abnormal is the perfect word to describe this.

Fake boobs are not boobs. There are NO “good” imitation boobs. Once, I had a lap dance from a chick with really bad implants. I felt like I was going through a car wash - and not in a good way. Fake boobs are contributing to the overall decline of the Western world! Fake boobs are fake boobs and why anybody would want to put something foreign into their body is beyond me. (you get the idea of where I am going with this).

Most REAL breasts aren’t perfect orbs and they usually aren’t identical. Real boobs hang slightly, jiggle, are plump and are NATURAL; meaning the way they are meant to be - sexy, stacked and silicone free.

If people still do not get the obviousness of “The Take Off Your Bra Test”, I default to “The Grab Test” which is self explanatory.

If this fails,  I have no problem telling the person to “Get Fucked”.

What do you prefer Real Boobs (me), or the Fake Ones Underneath with the huge gap in the middle?

** This posting is not to upset anybody except a group of people in particular - this is how I feel today.

Cool Hand Luke Car Wash Scene - Real Boobs.

Last weekend I went sailing down the Hudson River upstate in New York, also known as the “Landscape that shaped America”.

However, not like my last sailing experience I was sober. I did not nearly kill myself jumping overboard twice, in the dark without a life jacket.

You can reminisce that event here - I AM A RETARD LINK.

Not the smartest thing to do I admit it, so I made up for it this time by being sensible, yep that’s right I was sensible.

Hard to believe….

I am stoked to say that my Rock N Roll clothing line WORLD FAMOUS NYC is back in business: New designs, new stockists and just a whole new Vibe.

The new site will go soon live.